Girl #1: So I should just split up with him over e-mail?
Girl #2: Yup, this is Edinburgh, transportation’s not so easy!
Monthly Archive for December, 2009
young studenty looking fella having enthusiastic conversation: I would totally be a cat-sniffer.
Coworker #1: What kind of milk is that?
Coworker #2: It’s Baileys.
Coworker #1: You put Bailey’s in your coffee, at work?
Coworker #2: I always put Baileys in my coffee. It’s not really that strong or anything.
Coworker #1: Can I have some of that?
Girlfriend: Would you ever date a playboy bunny?
Boyfriend, after long pause: I feel like this is a trap.
Writing important serious e-mail to friend: Ooops! I typed “sorry for any incontinence!”